This is going to be a quick one since I already barfed all over you guys on Sunday, even though I think we can collectively agree that Sunday happened five years ago. I am about to head out for a writing retreat and I’ll be damned if I can’t get on the road by 10 a.m. so I can listen to this Steff McKee vs. Andie Walsh shit show from the word GO.
Speaking of which, that’s why I’m here bugging you so soon after the last thing. I am very excited to announce that I have a NEW REGULAR COLUMN on McSweeney’s called DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK. It’s this:
In this column, Kimberly Harrington shares updates on some of literature’s, film’s, and television’s more problematic men. Because even the fictional ones feel entitled to redemption.
The first piece is exactly what you think it might be given all the very obvious hints thus far: Excerpted Testimony From The Supreme Court Nomination For Steff McKee, Formerly of Pretty In Pink. Read it and if you like it go right on ahead and share it, turn it into performance art, recite it to your lover(s), shout it in a blood curdling rage.
The next time I send this thing out it’ll be longer and more thoughtful and better written and have all the random links you’ve become accustomed to* (*she says, 4 issues in.) For now I’ll close with this: